Homer vs. Peter: The Ultimate Cartoon Dad Showdown

In this hilariously unfiltered episode of Moose On The Loose, Jasmin and Cherie debate one of life’s most important questions — who’s the better dad: Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? Expect nostalgic one-liners, outrageous moments (like Peter trying to breastfeed Stewie), and a dive into why cartoon dads are so useless yet so lovable. Plus, the debut of our new game Moose, Marry, Void (featuring Homer, Peter, and Quagmire), a round of Two Mooses and a Lie, and Jasmin’s very own “To Moose or Not To Moose” ethical dilemma about a dog bite incident. It’s chaotic, slightly vulgar, and completely hilarious — exactly what you signed up for.

Transcript

00:25.88
Jasmin
We are back, Moose on the Loose, Episode 2, and you, the listener, are also back, I assume, unless you're starting at Episode 2, you odd duck. um But assuming that we're all back because we know what we're in let's do it.

00:40.07
Jasmin
Cherie's here.

00:41.70
Cherie
Hi, I'm here again. ah came back for...

00:43.36
Jasmin
Yeah, Cherie's back. And i yeah I know I made a lot of promises last podcast about what we would do this podcast, but, yeah, I can do whatever I like, quite frankly.

00:55.10
Jasmin
So we didn't, we've thrown away the the Disney villain idea for the moment because I was more interested yeah this week in, i was thinking about how nobody, again.

01:06.68
Cherie
Moosing people.

01:10.82
Cherie
You were more interested in moosing people, weren't you?

01:13.78
Jasmin
oh yeah. Yeah.

01:15.20
Cherie
Yeah, I'm not sure.

01:17.25
Jasmin
We got there. Yeah, that's a thing that happened last episode. um No, I was thinking everyone I spoke to afterwards was like, hmm, we haven't actually seen that movie and they have missed out. And I was like, well, let's talk about something that people have actually seen. Let's give them what they want.

01:33.87
Jasmin
And we decided who's a better dad? Is it Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? And you all should know who they are. So that's where we're at today. Cherie, do you have any sort of gut instinct, who's a better dad ah to start off with? And then I might see if I can change your mind.

01:53.25
Cherie
Well, okay, the term better is a little bit broad. So like in terms of being a good parent or being an absolute fucking legend.

01:57.99
Jasmin
she

02:04.77
Cherie
Well,

02:05.87
Jasmin
Absolutely fucking legend. I assume we mean Peter Griffin. Yeah.

02:09.18
Cherie
yeah, of course.

02:10.92
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah, who's a better parent? Possibly Homer Simpson.

02:15.37
Cherie
I would say, yeah.

02:15.63
Jasmin
um but just, yeah, either one of them would be in jail if it was real life, so neither one of them would actually be parenting.

02:17.14
Cherie
yeah

02:25.67
Jasmin
um But i so I suppose, yeah, which one is more enjoyable to to watch? So I assume most of our listeners, you should have heard you should know who Homer Simpson is. ah He's from The Simpsons.

02:38.42
Jasmin
He's the...

02:38.54
Cherie
And if you don't, if you don't, you're like, don't bother listening any further past this because you're not our people.

02:39.18
Jasmin
and and Mm-hmm.

02:46.75
Jasmin
Go watch The Simpsons. Yeah, go and get started on that.

02:48.86
Cherie
yeah Yeah. That's the dream work.

02:52.54
Jasmin
these two shows, Family Guy and The Simpsons, kind of rely on that old bumbling joke about the useless dad. You know, i think that's where it started.

03:03.00
Jasmin
But I don't think they're being ironic, like, oh, men, come on, you can do better. i think, I don't know, that might be like a sort of, flow on thing from from olden times of like this is basically what we expect from men, not much.

03:20.54
Jasmin
You know what i mean?

03:21.94
Cherie
Yeah, I mean, not much, and and then They've really leaned into it.

03:28.95
Jasmin
Yeah.

03:31.35
Cherie
I think it goes even beyond just being, you know, take a bit hopeless.

03:35.94
Jasmin
Yeah. Starts being like slapstick comedy

03:38.97
Cherie
Yeah. Yeah.

03:39.93
Jasmin
stuff So, yeah all right, well, we're going to settle today. Homer versus Peter, the ultimate cartoon dad showdown. so to start off with, I'm thinking there's many a one-liner from these dudes that i personally am saying every single day in my life.

04:00.07
Jasmin
That's... That's the intellectual level at which I operate most days. ah Do you, Cherie, have like your best one-liner that's the one that you go to?

04:13.03
Cherie
Well, I mean, from The Simpsons, that's, I don't think there's anything that I say in my life that's not from The Simpsons. going to to narrow it down just a little bit.

04:25.56
Jasmin
you don't have a favourite?

04:27.82
Cherie
A favourite from Homer or Peter?

04:31.12
Jasmin
Yeah.

04:33.04
Cherie
Okay, let's have a think. I think when he was like, S-M-O-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T, anything like just a little bit ridiculous comes up in my day a lot more often than you would think.

04:37.87
Jasmin
Yeah.

04:40.59
Jasmin
Yeah.

04:46.18
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah. I like um alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

04:53.66
Cherie
What do you think of this?

04:53.90
Jasmin
And then that makes me feel better about my drinking. Yeah.

05:00.30
Jasmin
No, I'm kidding. um And then I suppose Peter's got that, fate has got that you know, shut up, Meg.

05:12.82
Jasmin
So if I want someone to shut up, it's

05:13.16
Cherie
It's so awful. It's so, like, horrendously awful. And it's just, every time he says it, it's hilarious.

05:22.00
Jasmin
iss real funny. Yeah, that's what they're banking on, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:24.74
Cherie
terrible.

05:27.30
Jasmin
Well, all right. um Can we think of, between the two of them, what's the stupidest shit either one of them have done?

05:36.70
Cherie
oh Okay, well, I think if we're talking, like, the stupidest, we have to start with Peter Griffin, right?

05:44.29
Jasmin
He is the stupidest.

05:44.82
Cherie
Because I feel like he raises the bar a little bit.

05:45.64
Jasmin
He's the stupidest. I feel like he has a micropenis. Don't

05:51.41
Cherie
Oh, he definitely has a micropenis.

05:51.78
Jasmin
Don't you reckon? Yeah, he's the type of big fat dude that has no penis.

05:58.88
Cherie
Very possibly. what like whatever...

06:01.97
Jasmin
Yeah, but that's a side note from Stupid Things, he does.

06:02.39
Cherie
are

06:06.01
Cherie
Yeah, we went off on a tangent.

06:09.94
Jasmin
He did at one point cut off Meg's hand to teach her a lesson. you remember that? Yeah.

06:14.78
Cherie
Oh, I don't remember that.

06:16.16
Jasmin
Yeah.

06:16.35
Cherie
Oh, my God. Really?

06:19.05
Jasmin
yeah

06:19.72
Cherie
the loaf of bread or something?

06:22.50
Jasmin
I can't remember. it was like a Saw-style prank thing, you know.

06:24.06
Cherie
is wild.

06:27.40
Cherie
Did he steal an ostrich? I feel like he stole an ostrich and rode it around the house. but That sticks out in my brain. Oh, when he tried to breastfeed Stewie. I think that's got to be the moment for me that is the most cringe moment in the whole show.

06:44.88
Jasmin
I do remember that and Stewie is just like,

06:46.46
Cherie
yeah Yeah.

06:48.87
Jasmin
looks up at him and he's got like a chest hair in his mouth.

06:55.31
Cherie
We've all been there.

06:57.06
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah, my kids had to deal with your chest hair here and there when they were little babies.

07:06.17
Jasmin
um Well, I suppose and then like, I mean, Homer used to strangle Bart like repeatedly just

07:13.91
Cherie
oh yeah how did I get through like there must have been a room a team of people sitting there working on this and they were like yeah this is good let's go with strategy

07:21.88
Jasmin
Yeah.

07:25.47
Jasmin
Yeah, so you can, yeah, no one will learn anything. Like people will not base their parenting on this show so we're safe to go. No one's going to just go, oh, now I'm going strangle my kid. But I wonder, has a kid out there been strangled?

07:37.31
Cherie
I know. Sorry, go on.

07:41.02
Jasmin
Well, just wondering, has a kid been strangled by their dad?

07:41.81
Cherie
Yeah.

07:44.08
Jasmin
Because the dad was like, Homer Simpson doesn't, so I think it's fine.

07:47.21
Cherie
I'm curious to know, like, specifically what year did they stop doing that? Like, because I feel like it was probably not long enough ago that they stopped doing that.

08:02.38
Jasmin
Yeah, I mean, they just stopped segregation the year that mum was born and I don't think of her as that old. So, yeah, I mean, it yeah, it probably wasn't long enough ago to make you feel very comfortable, is it?

08:16.54
Jasmin
um

08:17.06
Cherie
It's so random.

08:17.62
Jasmin
And then, like, what else? i don't know. I like, you better run egg. That's a good one.

08:26.15
Cherie
random

08:26.47
Jasmin
I don't my, yeah, my kids don't know what it means, but they hear it a lot from me. okay so what are we doing here Working out which is the, is it the most entertaining to watch or just the best dad?

08:40.72
Cherie
Well, look, if we're going for best dad, we know it's going to be Homer, even though he's strangled Bart, like he he's still a better dad than Peter. I think most entertaining to watch maybe is a little bit more of a challenge for us.

08:56.74
Jasmin
um Yep, okay, most entertaining to watch, um Peter Griffin. That was real easy. Yeah.

09:02.52
Cherie
Okay. Best dad then.

09:06.03
Jasmin
yeah but

09:06.51
Cherie
Okay. I'm cold today. We're done.

09:10.52
Jasmin
I think you were saying this the other day, like The Simpsons just paved the way for the family guy stuff. And maybe, you know, when we were watching The Simpsons when we were younger, that you know, it's good.

09:15.94
Cherie
Yeah.

09:20.69
Jasmin
You can watch that when you're a kid, theoretically, because it doesn't have lots of, like, sexual themes. Although now that I'm saying that.

09:30.75
Cherie
Well, we were not allowed to watch it as kids.

09:31.95
Jasmin
Yeah.

09:33.43
Cherie
we We did watch it, but we weren't supposed to. And you sort of, if you compare the two, The Simpsons is, or at least the early episodes of The Simpsons were a lot, a lot more tame.

09:37.57
Jasmin
ye Yeah.

09:49.22
Cherie
um And then I think it sort of got everyone to a place where Family Guy became possible because it just pushed the limit just enough.

09:50.81
Jasmin
Yeah.

09:59.19
Jasmin
yeah

10:00.22
Cherie
Yeah.

10:01.76
Jasmin
Yeah. i Yeah. So as we is it just that we like it more because we're older now and so the older sense of humour is better? Fine.

10:12.24
Cherie
Well, think is there's a lot of social commentary that goes over or went over our heads as kids as well.

10:12.41
Jasmin
Whereas when we were kids...

10:20.39
Cherie
um Now that we're older, we kind of get the jokes. You know what i mean?

10:26.47
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah, so we've got to re-watch them all, yeah. Okay, well, I tell you what, um I'm sure that I did promise the listeners last week some games, so I'm thinking now might be a good time to play our first game, Moose Marry Void. What do you reckon?

10:46.38
Cherie
I am on board. Let's go.

10:48.18
Jasmin
You're on board. Let's do it. Here we go.

10:56.74
Jasmin
Well, we could just pick any three. So Moose, Marry, Void, Homer, Peter, Quagmire.

11:03.71
Cherie
Homer, Peter, Quagmire, Moose, Mary, avoid. Okay. Well, I think we have to Moose Quagmire.

11:15.44
Jasmin
Oh, because of all the thrusting. You like like very vigorous thrusting in your pointy-nosed cartoon lovers.

11:20.58
Cherie
Well, look,

11:25.14
Cherie
at the risk of our mum listening to this, like, well, yeah, I mean, he's got experience. um Let's put it that way, but he's not marriage material necessarily.

11:36.73
Cherie
There's the pilot thing that's kind hot.

11:40.35
Jasmin
Oh, yeah. I could live with a pilot who flies away all the time and sends money home.

11:44.90
Cherie
Yeah. Actually, maybe that's marriage. Maybe he's, marry then because i think that that's um the key to a successful marriage is just fly away for a few weeks come back when I'm ready for you again wow alright yeah now it becomes difficult okay I think I'll have to moose FOMA and avoid Peter

11:51.57
Jasmin
o

12:00.12
Jasmin
you Well, then you've Moose Homer or Peter. so

12:14.51
Jasmin
oh, don't want to play this game anymore. This is yuck.

12:17.34
Cherie
laughter

12:18.66
Jasmin
And actually back on the topic of like mum's response to episode one, um I'm sure it was, you know, my argument. She's like, do you have to be as vulgar? She called us vulgar. And I was like, ah you would you say that to a man?

12:34.75
Jasmin
Like immediately play the gender card. You know what i mean? black

12:37.83
Cherie
Oh, I think we would say that.

12:40.41
Jasmin
I can get out of this, you know, and then she said, yeah, she would. And then I was like, well, you raised us.

12:47.23
Cherie
yeah Even in that conversation made a joke that was even more outrageous. I don't remember what it was, but it even more outrageous than what we had said.

12:53.02
Jasmin
She did.

12:56.94
Jasmin
i was like, that's pod worthy.

12:58.01
Cherie
um I think needs to us.

12:59.98
Jasmin
Come on the pod.

13:02.41
Cherie
She needs to get on board because she's actually really funny when she forgets that where her daughter is and says unhinged things like that.

13:06.65
Jasmin
Yeah.

13:10.18
Cherie
It was great. Yeah.

13:11.02
Jasmin
Yeah. Where does she think we get it from? Yeah. So yeah.

13:13.95
Cherie
Sorry.

13:13.98
Jasmin
All right. But yeah, so even if mum's listening, um yeah, Homer, Peter Quagmire, I would have to, i'm going to avoid Peter.

13:17.45
Cherie
Literally.

13:23.40
Jasmin
I just think he's the worst.

13:26.67
Cherie
Literally.

13:26.79
Jasmin
um Yep. Marry Quagmire. I'd moose Homer, but only just the one time and I wouldn't feel good about it.

13:33.26
Cherie
Yeah.

13:34.05
Jasmin
You know what i mean?

13:35.16
Cherie
Oh, well, call Marge. She just loves him so much.

13:39.69
Jasmin
up Yeah, I think there's a trauma bond there, but it's fine as opposed to kids' cartoon. um What about Marge, Lois and Moe?

13:50.41
Cherie
Avoid Mo.

13:54.02
Cherie
Avoid him.

13:54.18
Jasmin
I was at home reading the whatever the fancy magazine is.

13:54.61
Cherie
No.

13:58.13
Jasmin
Beep. I was reading the Sears catalogue.

14:03.49
Jasmin
like um but It would have been he's funny if I could remember that whole quote, but, God, that was a good one.

14:07.43
Cherie
yeah Well, okay, I think you have to marry Marge and Moose Lois. Because you know Lois is really nice, but Marge is like a really, like, she's just very nice.

14:13.94
Jasmin
Yeah, 100%. Actually, that one was really easy.

14:21.20
Cherie
And she'll I just feel like she would do nice things for you.

14:25.96
Jasmin
I think you want her to be your mum.

14:29.86
Cherie
you're right!

14:32.99
Cherie
I'm an adult in the house. I'm loose.

14:36.54
Jasmin
Yeah, you might have more fun hanging out with Lois as a married partner, you know what I mean?

14:43.03
Cherie
Yeah, but you can have too much fun, can't you? And then someone's got to do the dishes and it's not going to be me. i don't want to. doing this.

14:52.25
Jasmin
um Mo is always doing dishes. He's always got the, you know cloth over his shoulder and he's wiping glasses out.

14:56.00
Cherie
but he' still

15:00.17
Cherie
he's He's married to his work. Is there ever a time that he's not at the bar?

15:07.19
Jasmin
o No, there's never a time he's not at the bar. Yep.

15:11.77
Cherie
Literally, I think there was an episode where he goes out and he goes to the bartender's bar.

15:12.55
Jasmin
Again,

15:18.12
Cherie
Like, he goes from his bar to another bar.

15:22.27
Jasmin
This is the same as the quagmire conundrum. Like, great, he leaves. He leaves the house. See you later.

15:27.58
Cherie
Yeah. Yeah. But his is like less cool. He's not off flying, you know, to mysterious lands unknown. He's, he's, he's at a bar.

15:36.34
Jasmin
Days at a bar. Yeah.

15:38.94
Cherie
Yeah. And he's just off putting in general.

15:44.64
Jasmin
ah All right. Satisfied? Happy? we know who we're moosing later?

15:51.52
Cherie
Yes. We've got, we've got it all planned out.

15:55.62
Jasmin
Yeah, we figured that out. All right. Well, in that case, it's actually my turn, my friend, to um come up with a lion, two mooses. Ready for that?

16:06.12
Cherie
Yes, I am ready. i think, I feel like I'm i'm in with a chance. I hope so. i don't want to come out too confident.

16:13.17
Jasmin
Yeah. All right. All right. I'm going to throw a curveball at you. So here we go.

16:17.72
Cherie
Okay.

16:25.37
Jasmin
So I was really trying to think of something to s stump you based on The Simpsons or Family Guy and then I was like, curveball, how about I make it two mooses and a lie about mooses?

16:36.74
Cherie
oh oh you've thrown a you've thrown a spanner in my works.

16:42.77
Jasmin
um Yes, correct. So, all right, you ready?

16:46.53
Cherie
Okay, I'm ready.

16:47.13
Jasmin
Here we go. All right. um One, moose have special nostrils that can close underwater so they can feed on aquatic plants without inhaling water.

17:01.88
Cherie
Okay, all right.

17:02.56
Jasmin
oh Yeah. Two, despite their size, moose can run up to 60 kilometres per hour over short distances and are surprisingly good swimmers.

17:13.16
Cherie
Me too.

17:16.31
Jasmin
And moose. Me too.

17:22.23
Cherie
Thank you. That joke did not get the recognition it deserved.

17:25.55
Jasmin
was concentrating. I was looking on my page at what my next one was. Yeah, it got through my ear holes a bit late. Moose regularly form large herds of 30 to 50 animals in winter to keep warm and protect themselves from predators.

17:40.74
Cherie
Okay, well, that sounds plausible, but, I mean, my knowledge of moose or meeses, whatever the plural of moose is, is largely derived from the movie Brother Bear, and there was only two moose in that.

17:55.59
Jasmin
Yes.

17:57.13
Cherie
So, beyond that, look, I'm going to say that third one makes total sense. That's what I would do if it was cold in the winter, but I'm going to call it the lie just because I feel like I've heard...

18:11.23
Cherie
I've heard the special nostril thing before, but maybe that was a different animal. So now I'm confused. I came in so ready for this. And this curveball curved. It, like, literally circumvented all my confidence.

18:29.68
Cherie
Okay. All right. I'm going to call that last one.

18:31.73
Jasmin
I didn't mean to upset your confidence, God.

18:32.25
Cherie
He's kicking

18:36.53
Jasmin
I'm sorry.

18:36.89
Cherie
on me.

18:37.79
Jasmin
It's meant to be a game.

18:40.85
Jasmin
You've got to say the third one. Are you sure? Is that your last answer? Are you going to lock that in definitely?

18:46.69
Cherie
Lock it in Eddie.

18:48.48
Jasmin
Yeah, I was definitely doing that. um Who wants to be a millionaire trying to throw you bullshit that he was doing? He's like, the network doesn't want to give away money.

18:54.83
Cherie
Yeah.

18:56.48
Jasmin
We can't afford it. Get them to second guess themselves.

18:59.30
Cherie
He was good at that.

18:59.32
Jasmin
Just keep saying, are you sure? Yeah, he was good at it. Three, I don't have a sound for this, but it's correct.

19:07.36
Cherie
Yay.

19:08.46
Jasmin
Yay!

19:08.64
Cherie
right. mean lord You can feel less guilty now.

19:09.27
Jasmin
hey

19:13.48
Jasmin
Your confidence is back. It was all based on the moose and a lie game, they all every bit of it.

19:19.90
Cherie
all week has been leading to this for me.

19:23.67
Jasmin
ah Okay, good.

19:23.72
Cherie
You have no idea. I've been training.

19:26.58
Jasmin
All right, well, I've got something new coming up, um which you can just sit back and relax because I've got a little story to tell you. Are you ready?

19:33.86
Cherie
I'm all ears.

19:35.48
Jasmin
it's um I'm calling this segment To Moose or Not To Moose.

19:44.37
Jasmin
Okay, when I say too moose or not too moose, what I mean is like jazz has an ethical conundrum. So, and this is almost kind of like an I'm the am I the asshole story.

19:56.33
Jasmin
So I'm going to tell you the story and you decide what I should have done or if I'm actually an asshole.

19:56.33
Cherie
Oh, I love you.

20:03.71
Jasmin
You ready?

20:04.57
Cherie
You are the asshole. I'm i'm ready for that. I'm ready for you being the asshole. I'm like, I'm a biased. I should not be the jury here.

20:14.21
Jasmin
I actually think I might be the asshole too when you get to the end of it. You'll be like, fuck, Jazz. You're fucked. ah Okay. So the other night, and I should preface this by saying um i have a partner who's the most amazing, beautiful person in the world and I could not love him more at all.

20:34.54
Jasmin
Like he's the best human on the planet and it's not good that I have to preface this for what's coming.

20:38.56
Cherie
you really bad really really bad

20:40.76
Jasmin
You know what i mean?

20:46.60
Jasmin
So I just love him. I love him so much. And I just, i you know, he's, him and the kids are right at the top of the list of people that I value and and cherish and everything.

20:57.42
Jasmin
So the other night I was in bed um asleep. Rocco, my sausage dog, Dush Hound, was under the covers, warm, asleep.

21:09.32
Jasmin
And my other dog, Julio, was on top of the blankets at the end of the bed and we were all asleep. And Matt got home and he came into the bedroom and sat down and gave me a hug and that woke me up and everything because was like nearly 11 o'clock.

21:24.68
Jasmin
And he can't sleep with the dogs in the bed because Rocco tries to sleep on his head, right? And I get that. He can't definitely can't sleep with Rocco in the bed. We've tried. Rocco's just a pain in the ass when when Matt's here for some reason.

21:40.33
Jasmin
So Matt, um wait, say again.

21:44.41
Cherie
He's a pain in the arse in general.

21:46.97
Jasmin
Oh, that dog is a bit of a pain in the ass, yeah.

21:48.31
Cherie
know that girl. I know

21:50.69
Jasmin
Yeah, he's got pros and cons. um So Matt lifts the blankets up to get Rocco to take him out of the room and Rocco, who's never done anything bad to anyone, Rocco bit Matt, bit him.

22:08.05
Cherie
that girl.

22:10.78
Jasmin
Fully bit him. And yeah, yeah.

22:12.16
Cherie
No way.

22:15.18
Jasmin
So Matt was, Matt kind of wrestled him like, no, you're not going to get to bite me and get away with it because, you know, you have to maintain that you're the alpha when it comes to dogs, right?

22:26.41
Jasmin
So Matt was sort of wrestling him and trying to get him by the back of the neck and Rocco didn't want to go at all.

22:32.78
Cherie
you treat a snake. He's got the same shaped body because he's long like a sausage. And he's like, oh, no.

22:40.17
Jasmin
It was like watching him touch a snake Rocco was biting at him. So he's it's like a rattlesnake was kind of lunging at him and his hands are trying to get him.

22:45.93
Cherie
Yeah, let's go with

22:48.22
Jasmin
So I'm just sitting up the end of the bed here watching them and, like, for the smallest second, just what's the smallest unit of measurement?

22:52.43
Cherie
that.

22:58.53
Jasmin
Is it like a nanosecond?

23:00.80
Cherie
yeah let's go with that

23:03.05
Jasmin
Just for a nanosecond, I wasn't 100% sure who I was rooting for.

23:13.35
Jasmin
Because like, okay, so if I was all curled up with Matt, for example, and someone came in and pulled the blankets off me and went to pick me up and take me out of the room, i cannot say definitely with my hand on my heart that I wouldn't bite that person.

23:29.31
Cherie
Well, I think it would take a lot less than that for you to bite someone, actually. i grew up with you.

23:33.87
Jasmin
up If someone took ice cream out of my hands, I might bite them.

23:37.63
Cherie
um um think you might have bitten me in the past.

23:38.24
Jasmin
Okay.

23:41.27
Cherie
Did you bite? I think you might bitten me. I'm remembering it just now.

23:44.79
Jasmin
Well, what were you doing?

23:47.10
Cherie
Oh, probably something annoying.

23:50.09
Jasmin
you know, yeah, I'm sure Rocco was very annoyed.

23:52.54
Cherie
I am the younger sister. It is my right and my privilege to be annoying. and it's your right and your privilege to bite me, I guess.

24:01.10
Jasmin
I was going to say, when and I think it's my right to bite you. To bite. That's a right that we have.

24:05.61
Cherie
No. Look, but

24:07.65
Jasmin
So...

24:09.79
Jasmin
so um Yeah, am I wrong?

24:16.56
Cherie
no ah look I don't think you're wrong just because I would have had the same thought process and the picture in my mind was so comical that ah I can't blame you.

24:31.10
Cherie
like would have just been really funny. And, yeah, I don't think you're wrong.

24:37.21
Jasmin
Matt getting bitten, like fully attacked by a dog.

24:38.03
Cherie
Yeah.

24:39.69
Jasmin
I think I might be an arsehole. And look, and and after the nanosecond, I was like, I'm rooting for Matt. Like, go, Matt, get him. He can't treat us like that. He's not allowed to bite. Yeah, get him. Get out of here, Rocco.

24:51.65
Cherie
Well, I'm sorry, Matt.

24:52.18
Jasmin
I

24:53.08
Cherie
I've given the wrong verdict. Jasmine's disagreed with me. But myself, I would have probably had the same thought process.

24:57.29
Jasmin
found myself being an arsehole.

25:02.37
Cherie
It just sounds hilarious. And I'm sorry, Matt, that sounds horrible.

25:06.07
Jasmin
Okay.

25:08.27
Cherie
I'm very sorry for you, Matt.

25:10.39
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah. um And now they're like, yeah, they're a bit mad at each other but I've seen them make up a few times. I've seen Matt give him a pat and Rocco's like, it's I'm sorry I bit you and they're sort of.

25:23.94
Cherie
and but you but I thought you said you'd seen them make out a few times and I was like, oh no, i we've moved into different territory.

25:33.36
Jasmin
Oh, we're back there again, right back into bestiality again.

25:37.07
Cherie
Oh my goodness, that's so much.

25:37.74
Jasmin
God.

25:39.61
Cherie
Just press us just a little bit and we're like, yes, all right.

25:46.72
Jasmin
Okay. Well, that was my new game. What did you think? You fan?

25:50.01
Cherie
Yeah, it was good. i'm I'm on board with that one.

25:54.48
Jasmin
um do you Do you have any, did you do anything this week that you're not 100% sure about? Do you have your own ethical conundrum before we make our final call on Homer v Peter?

26:06.18
Cherie
Oh, I don't remember what I did this morning, let alone this week.

26:10.79
Jasmin
Yeah.

26:10.87
Cherie
i mean

26:10.96
Jasmin
Yeah.

26:11.53
Cherie
right Hang on, let's think. Did I do anything? I mean, my brain automatically kind of goes to, like, my parenting. And I'm like, did anything interesting happen there this week?

26:24.73
Cherie
But I don't think so. think I had the...

26:26.84
Jasmin
Oh, that's good when you're a parent.

26:29.12
Cherie
Yeah, it does it doesn't happen often, honestly. It doesn't happen often. um

26:33.86
Jasmin
Yeah, you want nothing to happen. Yeah, when it comes to the children, just...

26:36.10
Cherie
Yeah. But maybe next week I'll keep an an ear out. Like I'll be mindful of it next week and something will pop up and I'll go, oh, I have to actually remember that.

26:45.32
Jasmin
That'll be a thing. The kids are helping you make content.

26:46.53
Cherie
Yeah.

26:48.13
Jasmin
Yeah.

26:48.96
Cherie
Yeah.

26:49.60
Jasmin
Okay, well, Homer v Peter, um... yeah, Peter's more entertaining to watch. Homer's a slightly better dad. Peter's just horrific.

26:59.61
Cherie
quite strangling.

27:00.46
Jasmin
but And just whoever wrote that show like the writers of the show do they go home and question their like ethical decisions? Like do they go home and look in the mirror and think, oh, Jesus, I did it again and again and again and again. like Why can't I help myself? What's wrong with me?

27:21.67
Cherie
I'm going to do Britney.

27:22.11
Jasmin
Am I evil?

27:24.89
Cherie
I ah don't think they go home and think that. I think they go home and they, um if there's any tears, wipe it away on the money that they've earned. They just use money as tissues and then they're fine again.

27:39.11
Jasmin
Oh, my God, I can't wait to eventually get to the point of having enough money to not worry about, yeah, I'm not fighting your rub together.

27:44.16
Cherie
Rub together.

27:49.48
Jasmin
Yes.

27:50.34
Cherie
I have two monies. You can't wait.

27:55.01
Jasmin
Finally, rub them together. Hang on, the the world's like, pay your rent. Oh.

28:00.85
Cherie
yeah know you You can't have two monies. Don't be silly. And even if we had two monies, we couldn't rub them together because who has cash anymore?

28:11.03
Jasmin
so yep good question um not me and I can't speak for everybody else but not me all right we're done that's it we solved it and um we can all go back about our lives

28:16.31
Cherie
no, no.

28:22.15
Cherie
okay we

28:26.64
Cherie
Good.

28:28.07
Jasmin
okay all right well thanks say again

28:30.29
Cherie
We need a way to sign off.

28:34.47
Cherie
We need a way to sign off.

28:36.82
Jasmin
We do need a way to sign off. Matt says um everybody go get fucked on his podcast. ah um Okay.

28:42.49
Cherie
We'll to My friend Crystal and I have a long running joke where when we're leaving each other for any reason, we'll say cat in the hat, my friend. Don't know why We've been doing it since we were in high school.

28:53.91
Cherie
We need something like that. So that it's like, that's the definite goodbye.

28:58.67
Jasmin
the the good Could it be just like, um all right, everyone, be moose, try not to be loose.

29:06.64
Cherie
All right.

29:09.97
Jasmin
Some people like, I have a medical condition. She's personally attacking me.

29:12.71
Cherie
I have to be loose. Bye!

29:18.65
Jasmin
All right. Well, for today it's goodbye, but I'll think about it. So Bye.

29:25.34
Jasmin
bye