I’m Watching You, Wazowski… Always Moose-ing You

This week, Jasmin and Cherie break into Monstropolis to investigate the furriest factory in Pixar history — Monsters, Inc. From Randall’s villain era to Sulley’s suspiciously good hair care routine, the moose sisters unpack who the real monster is (spoiler: it might be corporate capitalism). Expect heated debates, unnecessary sound effects, and one too many Roz impressions.

Play along with “Two Mooses and a Lie,” find out who we’d Moose-Marry-Avoid, and join us for an ethical conundrum that’ll make you question your electricity bill. Warning: contains loud laughter, light chaos, and the word “moose” used far too many times.

Transcript

00:25.68
Jasmin
Do you feel like we're raising the bar?

00:28.94
Cherie
Oh, I'm like, we're lowering it and like just limb limboing. We're limboing under it.

00:36.03
Jasmin
and Don't accuse me of making things better. It doesn't sound like me at all. Hello, everybody. We are ah Jasmine Sheree, as per usual. Hello, Sheree.

00:46.73
Cherie
Hello, Jasmine.

00:47.92
Jasmin
We can have an as per usual now. I think six episodes in, it can be, oh, as per usual, you know?

00:53.12
Cherie
Oh yeah, the used, just the used, please.

00:54.53
Jasmin
oh the usual. the old intro that we do every single time, six times now. um i was just like, my autistic brain went, Cherie's only been on it five times.

01:06.80
Jasmin
Matt was on there once. We haven't done this six times.

01:12.99
Jasmin
Okay.

01:13.34
Cherie
You know, i can't claim I can't claim the same stats as you, unfortunately. i think that makes me the loose on the loose pro.

01:18.67
Jasmin
Yeah, I'm one ahead.

01:22.04
Jasmin
yeah you're going to have to... do it without me. I don't want to on the show. Never mind. Okay. So today, people, i don't know if you remember last week, if you are a avid listener, if you're a devoted, loyal fan, which is all we expect from you, you'll remember that we said we were going to talk about Monsters, Inc.

01:43.61
Jasmin
And who is the villain? Is there a villain? Is the villain the hero, et cetera? And I got ChatGPT to make me a run sheet, make us a run sheet for this episode. And, Shree, I don't know if you've seen this, but it's come up with the funniest thing I've ever seen.

02:00.60
Cherie
I did not read the run sheet.

02:02.82
Jasmin
Okay. as see this is are you already six episodes in. Oh, loosey-goosey now. So – um It says that Cherie should say, while we're doing banter at the start, it should say that Cherie should go, and the world introduced, no, this show introduced the world to a walking eyeball who somehow pulls.

02:25.11
Cherie
He did pull too though.

02:26.33
Jasmin
I know.

02:27.04
Cherie
He was punching. Silly as hot.

02:30.45
Jasmin
And I think I've kind of clocked the short, short, short thing.

02:31.70
Cherie
You're short guy too. Not even just the eyeball thing. He's short. or

02:37.16
Jasmin
I clocked this without those exact thoughts, but I think any time I've sort of seen this movie in the part, I've always thought, well, why him? Why would he be the one with the love interest? He's the least likely one to get a girlfriend.

02:47.34
Cherie
Yeah, I mean, Sully's like this, like, I feel like you'd feel very safe with Sully. He's like big and nice and friendly. And she's like, no, I want that soccer ball that he's carrying around with him.

02:57.57
Jasmin
Yeah.

03:00.46
Jasmin
Yeah, I know. Our daddy issues come in every single time into this podcast. Like, I want the one that makes me feel safe and loved.

03:04.56
Cherie
yeah

03:07.56
Jasmin
He's bigger than me and he can pick you up and stuff. Like, okay

03:12.58
Cherie
I'm sorry,

03:15.34
Jasmin
okay. So we have to tell the listeners if they've been living under a rock what happens in Monsters, Inc. It's pretty simple. It's set in Metropolis where ah the town is powered by electricity generated

03:28.14
Cherie
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to stop you right there. It is Monstropolis.

03:33.64
Jasmin
What did I say? did I just say Metropolis?

03:34.89
Cherie
Metropolis.

03:37.64
Cherie
You said Metropolis. It is Monstropolis.

03:40.75
Jasmin
I know it's Metropolis. I said it's just silly brain and mouth.

03:43.22
Cherie
I was very concerned for a second there. I was like, no, no way.

03:45.89
Jasmin
No. No, I don't know what happened. and Just um I had a stroke, I suppose.

03:54.04
Cherie
Yeah, I guess so.

03:54.26
Jasmin
Call ambulance. Yeah.

03:56.35
Cherie
No, no, you'll be fine. We have a six episode to record.

03:58.40
Jasmin
Why is half my face collapsed? ah Should I be worried about that or is that fine? and

04:03.58
Cherie
Yeah, no, that's fine. That's normal. Six episode jitters.

04:05.03
Jasmin
That part also is fine.

04:07.06
Cherie
You're fine.

04:07.48
Jasmin
So in this place, it's powered by electricity generated from children's screams. So if you work at the scare factory, your job is to go through cupboard doors into the human world.

04:20.08
Jasmin
and scare kids and catch their scream energy. And then someone goes, oh, we're running out of electricity here.

04:31.09
Jasmin
we need to get more screams by plugging, like we need to kidnap the kids from their rooms, plug them into a machine and pull screams out of them all day long. um So they start kidnapping kids and then obviously the hero, Sully, the big one that Cherie has daddy issues about, you know, finds it all out and stuff and then rescues the kid.

04:52.67
Jasmin
um Happy, is that that a summary?

04:56.15
Cherie
Yeah, I think you mentioned everything except that they are they're monsters.

05:02.54
Cherie
I think you just missed that one detail. It's actually really messed up.

05:05.70
Jasmin
So the people just go through the kids' bedrooms and just scare them like a

05:09.19
Cherie
Yeah.

05:09.64
Jasmin
Yeah, monsters.

05:10.01
Cherie
it's actually like really messed up

05:12.94
Jasmin
And they look all different, like obviously, like no two monsters are the same, which makes me think like is this like when you're breeding dogs, like can you only breed ones that are like same?

05:15.41
Cherie
yeah

05:21.71
Jasmin
Can you mix them to make all crazy breeds? And then there's –

05:25.37
Cherie
Well nobody like gave Celia and Mike Wazowski a second look and they were very different sorry Oh yeah.

05:31.27
Jasmin
That's true. and But I'm just thinking it would be like when you pair like a German Shepherd with like a Jack Russell or something like that, you know, the big foot that walks past Sully.

05:40.00
Cherie
Yeah yeah.

05:39.80
Jasmin
Like who's he going to have a baby with? Like this massive giant monster. Like where is he? Anyway, it doesn't So so um again, the run sheet suggests that and we describe what our monster our monster's name and scream tactic would be.

05:57.43
Jasmin
Would you like to participate in that impromptu intro game?

05:57.74
Cherie
o

06:00.48
Cherie
Yes, but because I didn't read the run sheet, you go first while I have a think about mine.

06:05.05
Jasmin
didn't, like, yeah, I read it, but I didn't think, and you won't be able to think of it on the spot, Jazz. You better come up with something now.

06:12.90
Cherie
Oh yeah, that's a problem. Yeah.

06:15.14
Jasmin
What would my monster name be? Something to do with nagging, I would imagine. I'd be, you know what i mean? Like Karen, my monster's name would just be Karen or something. And my scream tactic would be just like, just the same way I make my kids scream.

06:25.74
Cherie
yeah

06:29.10
Jasmin
Hey guys, can I get you to help me with this very small job that hardly inconveniences you whatsoever? Makes almost no difference to your day. Ah, ah, scream, scream. They scream, they scream.

06:41.83
Cherie
Yeah, why didn't the monsters just try that before they went directly to torture machine?

06:46.80
Jasmin
Yeah, they're sharpening their teeth and everything. Like...

06:50.27
Cherie
They should done their research.

06:54.40
Jasmin
so all right did you come up with the monster's name and scream tactic or yeah I've sat through your shows

06:58.18
Cherie
Okay, so as most people will not know, but you know, i am a total theatre kid. The way that I make my kids scream is just constantly blasting show tunes.

07:14.49
Cherie
I love it. It's great for me. Music to my ears, but not so much for the kids apparently. So there's something there.

07:21.00
Jasmin
yeah but it's rubbing off on them It's rubbing off on them though. I don't know if they scream. We told your daughter the other day that I haven't seen Wicked and the physical shock reaction that ran through her body was like pretty intense.

07:29.19
Cherie
Oh, yeah.

07:33.50
Cherie
Well, I still haven't forgiven you for for having not watched Wicked. That blows my mind. Even people who don't like musicals have seen Wicked. they Everybody has seen it.

07:43.97
Jasmin
I hear it's long.

07:45.81
Cherie
How have you avoided it?

07:46.11
Jasmin
hear it's long and it's two parts and stuff.

07:50.83
Cherie
Yeah.

07:50.86
Jasmin
It's more of a commitment that I can make at this moment.

07:53.36
Cherie
No.

07:54.39
Jasmin
But I have watched.

07:54.70
Cherie
only have to watch the first car part for now and you can watch the rest in November.

07:55.44
Jasmin
I

07:58.94
Jasmin
don't want to watch something that has no resolution.

08:02.14
Cherie
yes

08:02.07
Jasmin
Boo. That's like watching um shows like Cold Cases or some shit. You're like, I don't want to watch this because I know that the case goes cold and they never catch who did it. I don't.

08:11.60
Cherie
um good um I'm going to let you in on a little secret, a little secret here.

08:11.99
Jasmin
I want to.

08:16.28
Jasmin
Did you say sequit?

08:16.64
Cherie
So indeed I did.

08:17.86
Jasmin
No, no, stop. Oh,

08:20.52
Cherie
I said that. It was an accident.

08:22.62
Jasmin
it was amazing.

08:22.97
Cherie
but i

08:23.56
Jasmin
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. A sequit, like a little kid.

08:28.41
Cherie
Well, I am going to let you in on a little secret. So Wicked has been playing on Broadway for about 20 years. You can find out what the ending is. You don't have to wait.

08:39.87
Cherie
I'll even tell you. I'll tell you the ending. You don't have to worry about

08:43.05
Jasmin
So I've got to watch one part and then Google the second part of the ending.

08:48.17
Cherie
Yes.

08:48.94
Jasmin
just not appealing.

08:49.37
Cherie
If that's a problem for you or you can wait and find out. All I'm saying is it's spectacular and you're going to feel like you've missed out if you don't watch it.

08:58.36
Jasmin
If I watch the one with Ariana Grande, am I still going to be like, this is great?

09:03.18
Cherie
No, no, Jasmine, I can't tell you how good it was. I went in thinking that they really had the potential to do a really bad job and I don't think they could possibly have done a better job with the movie. i I cannot find one thing to fault.

09:20.94
Jasmin
All right, we're going to just change the name of this episode from like Monsters, Inc. to like Cherie gushes about Wicked for half an hour. He's so excited.

09:30.06
Cherie
Well, I'll be gushing long after the episode finishes as well because it's all I talk about.

09:35.97
Jasmin
yeah So wait, wait, wait. Does this got to do with your monster name and scream tactic? Yeah.

09:44.01
Cherie
Oh, yeah. I don't know what that would be. but

09:47.60
Jasmin
How did we get here?

09:52.30
Cherie
I don't know. and All words lead back to wicked for me.

09:53.34
Jasmin
Okay.

09:55.43
Cherie
um So, yeah, I don't know. I guess um I would probably, what kind of monster would I be as well? Probably one that wears a feather boa.

10:05.31
Jasmin
Oh, no, that's right. You said you blast show tunes at the kids. You're good. You're fine.

10:08.38
Cherie
Yeah, but but I don't have a name.

10:08.23
Jasmin
with But, yeah, feather boa. Yeah.

10:10.63
Cherie
Probably Barbara.

10:12.19
Jasmin
Barbara. Yeah. You're an old lady monster. Yeah.

10:16.59
Cherie
Yeah, like that one in the second Monsters movie where she's like, I'll just be in the car listening to my tunes.

10:22.84
Jasmin
Ah, you know what? That reminds me. i I'd be like Roz. I'd be that.

10:29.79
Cherie
Rose is underrated.

10:29.66
Jasmin
next If anyone's seen the movie, just this sour-faced old slug, and that could easily be me.

10:32.21
Cherie
who

10:38.50
Jasmin
I could see could get there. Okay, ah so we we need to talk about the hero slash villain situation of this movie. So ChatGPT was like, well, the the villain is Randall, which is this like purple lizard looking monster who kidnaps the kids.

10:58.08
Jasmin
But nowhere in my tiny little run sheet that I've got here did it come up with he was working for someone else who's the actual bad guy. Why didn't they talk about that?

11:08.68
Cherie
Oh yeah that's an oversight.

11:10.80
Jasmin
I know, right?

11:11.14
Cherie
That's like a huge plot point.

11:11.28
Jasmin
So we're going to talk about that. So, and this is the worst type of villain because he's pretending to be a nice guy whilst on the download getting other people to kidnap kids.

11:19.32
Cherie
Yeah.

11:22.99
Jasmin
But he also has got like this righteous cause because he believes that they're going to run out of electricity if they don't do this. So is he villain or not?

11:30.45
Cherie
And then how will they charge their phones? I mean he's really doing the public service.

11:33.11
Jasmin
Yeah. That's what saying. What about their blow dryers and stuff?

11:39.37
Cherie
what you were going to say.

11:41.89
Jasmin
What did you think was to say?

11:42.21
Cherie
I just don't even question, don't ask.

11:46.71
Jasmin
it's something yuck.

11:48.14
Cherie
It was gross. And my brain was like trying to make the connection.

11:50.67
Jasmin
Oh.

11:53.13
Cherie
I was like, why are you bringing that up?

11:55.77
Jasmin
Oh.

11:56.81
Cherie
I just snorted.

11:58.47
Jasmin
Well, let's think. I said blow dryer.

11:59.85
Cherie
Oh my god. but

12:02.17
Jasmin
What could it have been related to? You sick fucker. Anyway, so like I'm not convinced that they're villains because, spoiler alert listeners, turns out laughter is ten times more powerful than a scream.

12:20.12
Jasmin
So they find that out by accident at the end. But those guys didn't know that. They believed that screams were the only way to power Monstropolis. What the fuck are they supposed to do?

12:31.32
Jasmin
There's a screenshot. Do you think they just need to like put more monsters on and do more scaring? Because it seemed like they were just doing their absolute best in that regard.

12:39.28
Cherie
Well, why does... Okay, this is my question. Why does energy work differently in the monster universe? Why couldn't they put some money into researching solar panels?

12:53.31
Jasmin
Oh, yeah, there's even other options besides kidnapping kids.

12:55.78
Cherie
Yeah. Like, everything in their city seems to, like, work normally except that it's inhabited by monsters. They all still live in apartment buildings and they walk to work and...

13:07.48
Cherie
like have cars and things

13:08.15
Jasmin
Yeah. I have a question. So Sully goes through a door and comes back out with a kid on his back, right?

13:17.91
Cherie
and

13:17.98
Jasmin
Yeah.

13:21.08
Jasmin
Oh, I was going to say, why is it just a coincidence that Randall ends up kid, like why was he trying to kidnap that kid? But no, it's it's because Sully discovers the door that Randall had brought down and he was in there like, um why is this is there a monster scaring in here?

13:29.49
Cherie
yeah yeah that's right

13:33.30
Jasmin
Because he's going to get rid of the door and then the kid comes out on his back. So that's how it ends up being the same kid that he ends up looking after that Randall was trying to kidnap. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, never mind. Okay, so back to why, you know. what Okay, so what would you do, Sheree? Would you?

13:47.97
Jasmin
Would you kidnap the kids to keep the power on, to keep the lights on?

13:53.34
Cherie
No.

13:54.54
Jasmin
nothing Nothing could make So back to the Dark Ages, we're living in Braveheart, Scotland in thatched huts and your wife gets dragged off by the English and has her throat slit because no power.

13:57.52
Cherie
But literally.

14:09.43
Cherie
She was naggy or because there was...

14:09.34
Jasmin
Yeah.

14:11.98
Jasmin
No, she wasn't nagging. No, it was because um prima nocta, because they married in secret because she didn't want to have a baby to because they they put this rule in saying on the first night of a marriage um the the local lord could take her to bed because they were trying to breed them all out.

14:30.41
Jasmin
Again, is any of that true? don't know.

14:36.58
Jasmin
I don't know, but they married in secret.

14:38.05
Cherie
I just love our little tangents.

14:38.73
Jasmin
Yeah.

14:41.07
Cherie
Well,

14:41.17
Jasmin
Oh, yeah, sorry, we're tangent again. All right. So you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't kidnap a kid no matter what. I think I'd probably kidnap the kid. This is kind of like, um I mean, oh look, I'm

14:50.39
Cherie
I'm not surprised about that with you. knew you were going to say that.

14:54.14
Jasmin
a vegetarian, for example, so I don't exploit things for their products. But the world, I think, would see these kids as basic.

14:59.75
Cherie
Except the children when you need them to scream for the power.

15:04.09
Jasmin
Sorry, say that again.

15:05.58
Cherie
I said, yeah, you won't exploit them for products unless you want electricity to power your devices.

15:11.35
Jasmin
That's right. I could give a shit about meat, but I need electricity. Yeah, I'm I'm not in that tribe.

15:16.82
Cherie
Well, there are, like, tribes in the world who do exist with no electricity and they're fine. they They're bopping along.

15:27.13
Jasmin
I never would be in that tribe.

15:29.14
Cherie
Look, I would miss the air conditioning.

15:28.95
Jasmin
But

15:30.96
Cherie
I would really miss it and I would complain about it loudly and for a long time. But I just don't think I could bring myself to kidnap a child.

15:36.64
Jasmin
if –

15:39.78
Jasmin
I think you just have to be, okay, if you can you hear a noise? Can you hear dogs wrestling?

15:44.73
Cherie
I can't.

15:45.67
Jasmin
Oh, good. They're always wrestling at my feet, so um I'm not going to kick them.

15:48.39
Cherie
Yeah, believe that.

15:49.55
Jasmin
But, ah ah oh, God, dear what was I going to say? Stupid dogs. Oh, I lost my train of thought. Yeah. I think you just need to be above board with it. You need to put out in the press, hey, we're going to have a scream shortage.

16:05.26
Jasmin
Who votes we kidnap the kids and suck the screams out of their mouths? And if you get enough people on site, it can just become policy and you can commit crimes and you're not, you know, you don't get in trouble.

16:16.55
Jasmin
Does make sense?

16:18.60
Cherie
Sounds like what's going on in America at the moment. what

16:21.70
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah, it's this is standard, quite standard.

16:23.89
Cherie
It's blatantly ridiculous.

16:27.56
Jasmin
Why did they think the kids were so poisonous?

16:27.95
Cherie
They're like, if we're just blatant about it, you we'll just get away with it.

16:31.67
Jasmin
Yeah, if we just double down on it, it's fine. It's fine. But I think, why they think the kids were so poisonous?

16:40.18
Cherie
Why did they think they poisonous?

16:42.98
Jasmin
why Yeah, why did all monsters think that kids were poisonous to be touched by them?

16:44.79
Cherie
Because the the big head honcho, what's the boss's name?

16:50.37
Jasmin
a

16:51.58
Cherie
spread it as a rumour.

16:53.89
Jasmin
He spread it as a rumour, but...

16:54.33
Cherie
And they had, like, information videos about why kids are dangerous. And it was just misinformation that was being spread by the powers that be.

17:03.24
Jasmin
Yeah, but why did they do that?

17:05.91
Cherie
Because they wanted...

17:11.13
Cherie
no children around which is fair.

17:14.22
Jasmin
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:15.94
Cherie
Water

17:16.25
Jasmin
yeah yeah His name was Henry J. Waternoose III.

17:20.35
Cherie
noose.

17:20.32
Jasmin
Okay. Yeah.

17:21.27
Cherie
Water noose, that's what it was.

17:23.06
Jasmin
Mr Watergoose. Yes, okay. All right, well, I think we need to play a game ah because we're already 17 minutes in. We must have been waffling.

17:31.23
Cherie
good

17:32.42
Jasmin
We've been waffling all the way.

17:32.83
Cherie
Oh yeah, we'll have a good walk.

17:35.12
Jasmin
Yeah, we had a waffle. Here we go.

17:44.92
Jasmin
um Moose marry a void.

17:49.35
Cherie
alright

17:51.45
Jasmin
Sully, Mike Wazowski, Randall Boggs. Sully's Cherie's big father-looking thing. Mike Wazowski's a little ball with one eyeball and Randall Boggs is a purple lizard.

17:58.08
Cherie
yeah

18:03.05
Jasmin
And it says discuss who you'd marry, date, or throw back through the closet door, which I think is quite clever.

18:10.64
Cherie
okay we're throwing Randall through the closet door he's slimy he's evil he's not particularly funny ahla Yeah, no, definitely avoid.

18:22.85
Cherie
and then, i mean, i guess, ah do you know what? For all my talk, I've just realised that Mike Wazowski was really funny.

18:33.66
Jasmin
He's about a better husband.

18:34.20
Cherie
and Yeah, I think he would be a better husband. So maybe Moose, Sully and marry mike

18:41.72
Jasmin
I'm not surprised by this at all. You already said at the start that you'd move sal Sally. Is that what said or did you just say he makes you feel safe or some shit? Yeah.

18:48.42
Cherie
I think he would make me feel safe because he's like this big, you know soft, nice guy, but he's like big and yeah, I don't know. I think he would be.

18:58.35
Jasmin
I don't think Mike Wazowski could ever, like, let go of the – what's when you're when you you your wife's had sex with your best mate and you're you're feeling inadequate?

19:11.11
Jasmin
I don't think he would ever stop feeling inadequate if you moosed Sully.

19:16.08
Cherie
Yeah, I think you're probably right about that. But that's okay because every single day, like when it gets to a certain time, i would point at the clock and say, the scare floor is going to be... And just wait for him to say painted.

19:31.62
Cherie
And then we'll laugh and laugh and laugh. And I just think that's the basis for a really good relationship.

19:40.00
Jasmin
She's out of our hair and just what I dare to care.

19:42.15
Cherie
LAUGHTER

19:43.95
Jasmin
So in the movie, listeners, if you haven't watched it, he pretends to explain what he's doing in an area that he shouldn't be.

19:45.17
Cherie
It's so

19:51.17
Jasmin
He he says that he just comes up with on the spot. He's like, oh, we're rehearsing a scene from an upcoming company play called Put That Thing That Where It Came From Also to Help Me because he's trying to get the thing, the Sully to put the kid back through the door.

19:57.32
Cherie
funny.

20:04.89
Jasmin
But then at the end of the movie, they actually do that play.

20:08.81
Cherie
it's very funny

20:10.34
Jasmin
It's so funny. It's the best thing ever. All right. I've got, it's me this time. I've got two mooses and a lie. think

20:26.28
Jasmin
this is hard. I've got I've got a proper one.

20:30.79
Cherie
All right. I'm all in.

20:31.54
Jasmin
um where this?

20:32.73
Cherie
Sorry, I'm yawning.

20:33.25
Jasmin
is

20:33.84
Cherie
You're not boring me.

20:35.60
Jasmin
You're all mouth then. No, that wasn't my best work of jokes. Hang on one second.

20:42.77
Jasmin
Okay. Sorry, I had a child interruption. Okay. Two mooses.

20:46.86
Cherie
You had a 2319? You really, really need knock on that one.

20:49.03
Jasmin
Oh, no, God damn it, we missed opportunity.

20:50.46
Cherie
Too late. It's me that's clever now.

20:52.21
Jasmin
I should have been like 2319.

20:52.74
Cherie
Mm-hmm.

20:53.69
Jasmin
Oh, I've got to go back and edit it and make me look heaps clever.

20:54.20
Cherie
um like on that one

21:01.40
Cherie
like it's me that's clever now

21:02.21
Jasmin
Yeah, I'm not going to. Yes, it's clever now. Okay. Oh, that was always the case.

21:07.74
Cherie
look

21:09.63
Jasmin
Okay. Boo's real name is Mary. Two, the Yeti scene was originally set in Australia. Three, Sally's fur had over 2 million strands animated individually.

21:25.27
Cherie
Okay, so

21:28.80
Cherie
I happen to have some background knowledge here. So I know that Boo's name is Mary.

21:35.31
Jasmin
God damn it.

21:35.71
Cherie
is in a picture.

21:35.84
Jasmin
I didn't know that. Maybe you wouldn't know that.

21:39.24
Cherie
Yeah, no, I knew it. It was in a picture in her bedroom. She's written Mary at the top of it.

21:44.21
Jasmin
ah Oh, my God.

21:45.17
Cherie
And I know, so here's where I'm a little bit unsure.

21:45.51
Jasmin
Okay.

21:50.28
Cherie
So I know that he had over 2 million individual hairs. They weren't. animated individually. They had a particular program. So each strand of hair moves and um the light, you know, hits it a certain way um sort of individually, but it wasn't all made individually. It was made by this program that kind of automated it, right?

22:15.51
Cherie
So i know I know that that one probably is true. I don't think the Yeti one is true.

22:21.89
Jasmin
Okay, you're correct. You're correct. But fuck you. I'm going to give you more until you get it wrong.

22:26.47
Cherie
yeah

22:26.58
Jasmin
I'm just going to keep going then.

22:30.04
Cherie
Oh, jeez.

22:29.93
Jasmin
So,

22:30.79
Cherie
Don't press me for, like, any more knowledge. There you go. Mm-hmm.

22:33.51
Jasmin
like there was so much knowledge in that. The answer there was Sully's Fur. um they Pixar developed a new technology just for this, over 2.3 million individually animated, but but they developed a program, like you said.

22:42.44
Cherie
um very going

22:45.55
Jasmin
Okay, good, fine. Here we go. Next.

22:48.62
Cherie
that

22:48.49
Jasmin
Okay. The abominable snowman's line, snow cones, was improvised.

22:55.12
Cherie
hu

22:55.07
Jasmin
at Two, Sally originally had tentacles instead of arms. Three, a hidden Nemo toy appears in Boo's bedroom before Finding Nemo was released.

22:59.45
Cherie
No one.

23:06.18
Cherie
Yeah, I feel like I remember seeing and Nemo toy. I could be completely wrong. I don't think Sally ever had tentacles. You're

23:15.55
Jasmin
Oh, no.

23:20.74
Cherie
o

23:20.66
Jasmin
That's correct. But it does say it was,

23:21.57
Cherie
making it worse.

23:23.60
Jasmin
yeah

23:24.03
Cherie
I'm not even talking about it.

23:25.61
Jasmin
it was Mike who actually had tentacles in early designs. Did you know that?

23:30.55
Cherie
i No, I did not know that. That's that's interesting. i heard I heard that he also had two eyes.

23:34.59
Jasmin
I'll take it as a win. I'll take as a win. You didn't know. Well, I

23:38.15
Cherie
I knew he had two eyes originally.

23:42.38
Jasmin
didn't know that.

23:42.84
Cherie
LAUGHTER

23:42.88
Jasmin
That doesn't say that here. I didn't know about that.

23:50.72
Jasmin
it This chat GPT, when I said who, what's the big boss's name, it says Henry J. Wardenus III, but here's a description. He's the crab-like CEO of Monsters, Inc. with multiple legs, posh voice, and a suspiciously silky way of saying, I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.

24:07.60
Jasmin
don't think that was suspiciously silky.

24:10.65
Cherie
It's very weird. People have described me in the exact same way. but

24:16.59
Jasmin
got multiple legs and a posh voice.

24:17.39
Cherie
Like on the regular. I'm very crab-like.

24:21.98
Cherie
like

24:21.98
Jasmin
I suppose multiple is more than one. Just you've got two legs and a posh voice. I also am like Henry J. Waternoose III. Yeah.

24:32.29
Cherie
i'm crablike

24:34.82
Jasmin
I'm very cramp-like. I've got an exoskeleton.

24:37.78
Cherie
you Oh, geez. Do you think he still sheds his, his like... He can't shed there.

24:44.69
Jasmin
that would be the biggest shell ever.

24:47.31
Cherie
Yeah, that would be terrifying.

24:47.54
Jasmin
Ew, ew, ew, ew.

24:49.09
Cherie
It would be a great Halloween costume, though.

24:53.25
Jasmin
Ew, you're going to get inside his shed exoskeleton go wandering around the street.

24:53.89
Cherie
He just dresses as himself. but

24:58.75
Jasmin
You're fucked. It's disgusting.

25:02.43
Cherie
Why is there any worse than dressing as a skeleton?

25:06.52
Jasmin
Because one is a skeleton. Like you wouldn't get inside someone's skeleton, would you?

25:11.54
Cherie
I reckon some people would. I reckon there are people out there who would definitely do that.

25:20.16
Jasmin
yeah I don't know. Yeah, I'm not one of them. much because I still think it's bad.

25:22.80
Cherie
Oh, right.

25:23.60
Jasmin
Oh, other people are doing it, so it's fine. It's bad. It's bad. Don't do it. Yuck, yuck. The run sheet again, I'm just really amazed by today's run sheet, like all of this weird shit that it's put in there. It's like mid-recap, insert a moose fact interruption.

25:39.16
Cherie
me

25:40.02
Jasmin
Did you know moose can dive six metres underwater to eat plants, unlike Mike who can't even reach the shelf? Yeah.

25:47.80
Cherie
Can they really? Is that true?

25:52.02
Jasmin
I mean, has ChatGPT ever been wrong?

25:53.28
Cherie
Six meters?

25:55.19
Jasmin
i don't know

25:57.08
Cherie
Well, it can't spell strawberry.

26:00.03
Jasmin
Why can't it spell strawberry? What do you mean?

26:02.28
Cherie
Ask it how many R's are in strawberry. it can't tell you.

26:08.08
Jasmin
i feel like I feel foolish doing this, but how many R's?

26:11.19
Cherie
No, no. Look it up.

26:14.06
Jasmin
R's? I won't know the answer. because If it tells me a number, I won't know if that's right or not. Hang on. Two is the answer so because I can count them while I'm writing. How many cars are in strawberry?

26:24.37
Cherie
Three! There are three!

26:26.09
Jasmin
there's three.

26:27.61
Cherie
think that's part of the charm.

26:29.83
Jasmin
just saw two together and I'm like, well, that's that must be it for the whole word because I put them all together in the word.

26:38.90
Jasmin
When will we have an episode where I don't do something that is so foolish? Every episode I'm like showing my cards. Yeah.

26:49.10
Cherie
i think that's part of the to

26:49.30
Jasmin
Is it a problem that I put how many R's are in strawberry and it's just still thinking? Like it just won't do anything?

26:55.61
Cherie
It'll probably tell you there's two or it'll like it'll come up with the wrong answer. It has no idea.

27:01.21
Jasmin
How did you find this out? Why were you Googling? What happened?

27:04.50
Cherie
no it was a thing that went around on on the internet. um Somebody figured it out. I don't know who or how or why But yeah, I don't remember what the reasoning behind it was, but it it doesn't know.

27:18.33
Jasmin
um Well, it's not doing anything. So, yeah, maybe it's just um short-circuited with how I broke chat GPT.

27:23.78
Cherie
You broke the internet!

27:28.02
Jasmin
It wasn't that hard, Elon Musk. I think you should probably clear some bugs out of that. All right. Well, who's actual real hero of this episode? movie Is it Sully because he sticks to his guns no matter what? Because Mike's like, I don't give a flying fuck what they do with that kid. i don't care if they kill it.

27:48.23
Jasmin
I don't want anything to do with this. We're going to get killed. Sully's like, I'm going to rescue the kid. I'm going to like not let them get away with It's fine. But he's got no screen crisis, energy crisis answer. He just knows he's going to save this little kid.

28:02.51
Jasmin
is Is he the hero?

28:04.54
Cherie
Well, yeah he does eventually come up with the energy crisis.

28:04.74
Jasmin
Is Boo the hero?

28:08.89
Cherie
Like, inadvertently, he discovers how to solve the problem and he, you know fixes everything for everyone.

28:11.59
Jasmin
Stumbles that.

28:16.61
Cherie
I would say Sully is the hero. But I do think, like...

28:18.98
Jasmin
What about boo? Overcoming stereotypes to just not be afraid of them.

28:25.13
Cherie
Oh, yeah, she's a hero in a different way. She's a hero in her own way. I think that um the Abominable Snowman should get special mention. I know it doesn't make him a hero per se but when Mike Wazowski isn't wanting to eat the snow cones because they were yellow, and he's like, and na no, na no, no, it's lemon.

28:47.20
Cherie
Like, that's the funniest joke in the whole movie, and he he just deserves honorary mention for that. I think that makes him, like, the humour hero.

28:55.89
Jasmin
And it was improvised.

28:58.46
Cherie
Yeah, yeah.

28:59.43
Jasmin
Yeah.

29:00.30
Cherie
Very funny.

29:00.85
Jasmin
Yeah. Gosh, I wish someone would banish me to Alaska.

29:05.60
Cherie
Oh, wouldn't that be lovely?

29:07.79
Jasmin
Just like it looked peaceful with that howling wind.

29:10.72
Cherie
um oh yeah.

29:10.51
Jasmin
That's more peaceful than my house with my kids.

29:13.80
Cherie
The howling children.

29:14.11
Jasmin
Anyway. It might. All right, well, like we're pretty much done and it just says, final line, remember, don't leave your closet door open or a moose might come through. It's

29:29.36
Jasmin
a real winner today, this one.

29:29.92
Cherie
Don't mind me, I'm just moosin' around.

29:33.74
Jasmin
It's really like black how like we need to put lots of moose themes into this. The girls like moose stuff. gi Bring out the moose.

29:43.07
Cherie
These weird broads are into moose stuff.

29:43.02
Jasmin
The moose reference.

29:46.49
Jasmin
I think that's the weirdest thing that ChatGPG has ever been asked to do. like

29:50.72
Cherie
Yeah, I'm sure there's weirdo, don't worry.

29:50.81
Jasmin
put blood.

29:53.42
Cherie
I've met people before.

29:55.38
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:56.49
Cherie
but

29:56.85
Jasmin
That's true. No, I didn't think about people. Now that I'm thinking about it, yeah, no, there's definitely weirder stuff.

30:00.26
Cherie
yeah

30:00.81
Jasmin
Actually, I've asked it stuff that it's like, um that's against our code. We can't answer that.

30:05.24
Cherie
Oh yeah, every second prompt that I put in is like against their community standards.

30:05.42
Jasmin
It's always judging me.

30:11.25
Cherie
Yeah.

30:11.12
Jasmin
It's always judging me. Yeah.

30:12.55
Cherie
That

30:13.32
Jasmin
Matt did this thing, he was trying to make a um a photo of someone like hanging themselves, but like as a joke. It doesn't sound very funny actually, but anyway.

30:21.83
Cherie
which sounds really horrendous.

30:24.49
Jasmin
was a joke. It was some, you know, like ah like a singer or something.

30:28.67
Cherie
he told you He told you it was a joke. He's like secretly putting it in the mail to someone he doesn't like and he's like hee hee hee hee.

30:34.05
Jasmin
yeah No, it was related to some lyric in a song, I think, for his podcast.

30:36.00
Cherie
Okay, right.

30:38.44
Jasmin
But he was like, you know, do this guy.

30:39.36
Cherie
Yeah.

30:41.71
Jasmin
No, no, he didn't he didn't say get the guy to hang himself because he knew that it would be onto him. He's like, put this person on a chair, just standing on a chair.

30:46.14
Cherie
Yeah.

30:50.62
Cherie
yeah

30:50.90
Jasmin
yeah great. Now put a rope around the guy's neck. Now get the guy to kick the chair out from underneath himself. And it just goes, need to stop you there. and Yeah.

31:02.57
Cherie
and yeah I was trying to get it to put a poker ball on the t-shirt of the character for my ah my tutoring business and it just would not put a poker ball on there it was like no this copyright and I was like put a circle on its shirt make the bottom half of the circle white I mean red yeah

31:24.21
Jasmin
It's trying to protect you. It's like you're going to get sued. Like you

31:28.37
Cherie
It was really important to me because he just needed a Pokeball on his shirt for this one thing. It was very important to the post. Otherwise it would make no sense.

31:40.29
Jasmin
You have to put down the bottom and imagine there's a Pokeball on his shirt. Just in writing.

31:44.58
Cherie
like yeah

31:46.18
Jasmin
Not as striking, is it, without the imagery? Okay, well, um, That's it. We're all, my child came in before that interruption that we briefly had where I should have said 2319 and she said, I'm hungry.

31:59.58
Jasmin
And I said, I paused it for this. No one heard this, but she said, I'm hungry. I said, go through the cupboard. She's only five. I'm like, you're fine. You can grab a snack. I'll be out in a minute. I can smell burning.

32:13.06
Jasmin
So I just, we're going to get off now, but I still haven't come up with a sign off of this show.

32:16.93
Cherie
what you

32:21.10
Cherie
Well, the song-off can just be, we'll see you next week if Jasmine's house is still standing.

32:21.13
Jasmin
um

32:25.91
Cherie
Bye.

32:25.94
Jasmin
If my house is still standing, if I'm not in jail, if everyone's still alive. you then, everybody.

32:35.02
Cherie
hey