Call The Police on This Whole Situation

This week on Moose on the Loose, we uncover the deeply disturbing truth that half the movies from the early 2000s should probably end with police sirens. Drew Barrymore infiltrates a high school in Never Been Kissed, a teacher falls in love with someone he thinks is 17, and somehow Hollywood thought this was wholesome. We also revisit the horrifying era where glasses automatically meant “ugly nerd.”

Then things somehow get even weirder with the true story of the Cadaver Synod — the time the Catholic Church dug up a dead Pope, dressed his corpse back up, put him on trial, chopped his fingers off, and threw him in a river. Medieval history was apparently written by people having full psychotic episodes.

We also discuss Trump’s “space army,” dads screaming about lights being left on, why “we need to talk” is psychological warfare, spite-cleaning mothers, squash goggles, electric cars, and whether catastrophising every possible outcome is autism or just being alive in 2026.

Honestly, this episode has everything:
 corpse court, ethical violations, emotional damage from electricity bills, and a woman aggressively turning lights on in empty rooms.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:12

The wildest thing that you never see. Here comes the star and every waves in the bar.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

Welcome back. Loose on the loose. The podcast where? I don't know. What were we doing for intros? Oh, Simpson shit. We were doing Simpsons shit. Where um who needs the quickie mart? I do.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Could on the spot like pick up.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Thank you. I'm like out apparently out of my whole Simpsons encyclopedia. That's at the top. Because if you ask me to suddenly think of something, that's you know, and probably after that, this is just between you and me. Smashed hat.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

See, I'm more family guy like with quotes.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Oh. I can only think of giggity giggity when I think of family guy. Well, if you had a family guy quote, what would it be?

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Ah, damn it. I knew you were gonna ask me that. A moment where Stewie Griffin like he explains his like football head. And he's jumping on the bed, and um Brian comes in and he's like, stop jumping on the bed, and he's like, fuck you, and then like hits his head, his head like squishes into a ball and or at football, and he's like, Oh, uh, yeah, your head looks totally normal.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

Yeah, like um, did you really lose your arm out of the bus window on a school trip? No, but let me tell you this: your teacher tells you to put your arm back in the bus, you do it! Anyway, all right, well, welcome back. Uh, I don't know if everyone recalls last pod. We were talking about inappropriate movies. And I've got one. Movies that age like milk, mate. They have aged so badly. No, I don't even got one, I've got a list. There's a whole bunch of them, and like I'm kind of excited about this. Um so the first one is oh, I don't have an uh I don't have any like intro for this. I'll make an intro. But the first one is the movie Never Being Kissed.

unknown 2:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

Do you remember it?

SPEAKER_01 2:40

I do, Drew Barrymore.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Yeah, Drew Barrymore. Okay, so I'm gonna give you a little rundown like I do with my um history stories, like the summary of what happened. You tell me where you think it gets inappropriate. So it comes out in 1999, and everyone's like, oh right, like, ah, that's nice. But we watch it now, 2026. Everyone's like, call the police. We should call the police on this whole situation. Drew Barrymore plays a lady named Josie, she's 25, she works for a newspaper, and then instead of doing like normal journalism, the boss is like, infiltrate a high school. Pretend you are a student, infiltrate a high school, talk about what you know life is like amongst teenagers today. And everyone's like, fantastic idea, Janice. Great, well done. Anyway, she goes undercover pretending to be 17. Now the problem arises because she absolutely looks like she's 25. She does not look like a 17-year-old. So she walks into this school looking like I pay, I pay bills, I pay electricity bills. I'm 25 now. All the teenagers except her. Um, I feel like in in old movies like that, every every actor was like 32 years old. Don't you reckon?

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Well, I was gonna say, I'm trying to think of high school now, but the only people that actually look like adults were like the ethnic guys where they would have like full mustache.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Yeah. Yeah, just like, you know, like Greece, you know, our Rizzo's like a 35-year-old woman playing high schooler, and she looks like a mum.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

She looks like the step, like she looks like a grandmother in like some cases.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Yeah, fully, yeah. The hair that's what does that. But yeah, there was like always like older actors, the the people in leather jackets, really aggressive, mean cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are always mean. Anyway, at the school, there's a teacher, and that's Sam Coulson, and he is a good looking guy, right? And they they frame him as like sensitive and he's like an intellectual, he's into poetry, he's like this dreamy guy. But when we're watching it now, they're like, What are you doing? Because he's like emotionally connecting with Josie, but he thinks she's a child. Yeah, fully thinks that she's 17 and that he's her teacher, but he can't help himself because she's not 17, she's 25, and they do have a lot in common, but he thinks she's a child, and so they do all this like you know, longing eye contact and soft music, and they talk about literature and everything. And we're all sweating, like now. We're all like, please stop flirting with your student immediately. Please stop, please stop. And the movie just doubles down, doubles down, and then you're like what happens? Like, he just starts emotionally connecting. You're like, you should be emotionally connecting with lesson plans, not with the child, this child who looks like she has private health insurance, right? Like, and then what happens? So the oh, her brother also goes undercover, he's another adult, so he also goes and does it.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

I don't remember the brother.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Do you remember the brother? Yeah, the brother, he goes in there and does it as well. Um I can't remember what his angle was of why he did it. I feel like he took girls out as well. But and then, okay, so what about forget that like yeah, they had had him kiss, they had him fully get together and he forgives her and they kiss and everything. But forget that. Um, what about how they dressed her up? What about how they put glasses on her to make her ugly? Glasses just mean ugly, and like intelligence was so uncool. Do you know what I mean? Like on your heart, everyone's gonna tease you, like what?

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Well, I'm looking up the trailer now, 1999, just so I can get some flashback memories. Oh my gosh. So old school.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

So eventually finds out she's 25, and you're like, Thank god, because there's so many ethical violations here, but in the movie it's like true love has prevailed.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Well, I'm sure all those teachers sitting in a jail cell were like, hear me out. Have you ever seen the movie Never Been Kissed?

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Ah, yeah. We're like, I was hoping that in the end it would turn out they were 25. I was taking my chance.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Surprise! I'm actually 25. Go away.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Like, you know, he does kiss her, but like three business days previously, he thought she was 17.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Yeah, yeah. Very, very wrong.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Right? This I like this new topic, it's fun.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

But the whole point is the fact that she's never even kissed anyone either, because she was like a loser in high school too, wasn't she?

SPEAKER_02 7:52

Being a virgin doesn't make you um like oh, what is it? Like if if you're 25 but still a virgin, it doesn't make you 17. Like that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

Yeah, yeah, it's still wrong. It's still very, very, very, very wrong. But the point that they'll try, or the angle they're going at was the fact that she hadn't been kissed, so let's put it back in high school, and then she can recreate the kiss she never had.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

Oh, that's right, because in the original one they threw eggs at her.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

But then the same scene comes around and it's like a limo, and he brings a flower out the top, and it looks like an egg, but it's a flower.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Aww.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Yeah, but she's 25, and that kid is um a kid. A kid, so it goes the other way. So the teacher's in love with her, even though she's 17, but this kid's in love with her thinking she's 17, but she's 25, and she's dating a kid. The cool kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. See what I mean? Amazing! I love this. All right, I've got another, I've got a different segment, which is about it's like the his history thing.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

This actually happened. This actually happened. This actually happened. This actually happened.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

I like the little, ooh, I really like that part. I'm happy to let that play.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Okay. Okay, here we go. Picture this. The year is 8 897, 897. So the Catholic Church is doing suspicious things, right? And someone's like, um, this other Pope did some wrong stuff, but he's dead now. Let's put him on trial anyway, right? So it's the story of cadaver synod, is where I feel like you say it, also known as the corpse trial. And so there's this pope named Pope Formosus, and he's made a lot of enemies because of medieval politics, I'm assuming, is why he made enemies. You know, it's just old Italian men screaming in robes. So Formosus dies, buried in the ground, finished. New Pope comes along, Pope Stephen VI. Stephen hated Formosus. And the level of hate got to, I'm going to dig up your corpse level. And then he did it. He orders the body to be exhumed, they drag this poor decomposing Pope corpse out of the grave, like weekend at Bernie's. Some guys, some dudes had to get around this six-month-old corpse and dress him in papal robes. Yeah. Yes. And then they sit him on a throne. And then they held a full criminal trial against his dead body. He's mostly soup. And they appoint someone to speak for him. So there is a lawyer whose job it was to defend the rotting pope against accusations from another pope. And this is why humans shouldn't be alive. Should only be animals and plants. This is why.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

So what did he expect? That if he was guilty, that he go to jail and sit in jail, or the charges were, well, I uh I can't remember.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Hang on, I'll skim through my notes. The charges were you became pope illegally, you broke church law, you were being too ambitious and everything, and he's just there decomposing aggressively. Right. And they said the smell was really terrible. Um and then they he he does get declared uh guilty, which feels rigged to me. And then, oh, here we go. They punish the body, they strip off the papal robes, chop off the three fingers foremost is used for his blessings, and through the corpse into the Tiber River. Um so the public reaction was like, This is too weird. You're being too weird, and they start turning against Stephen the Sixth. They're like, you know what? The corpse trial is a little bit much, and that's amazing because back then, like a lot of weird stuff happened. But they were like, This is too weird, even us. So Stephen gets overthrown, imprisoned, and then later strangled to death. And then later popes reversed the whole thing because eventually someone in the church had to stand up and go, guys, we cannot keep doing corpse court. Yeah, reactions, reactions like this is sort of a bit like Trump to me. It's like, how did it get this far? How did someone become the Pope who gets to order people around who's a lunatic? What are processes in place to stop that from happening?

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Well, because I heard that he was like not this time round, but I swear last time he was investing in like um Star Wars type like fighting alien, like going out and being out in space, like having space armies or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Um, are we talking about Trump or this uh poke formosis?

SPEAKER_01 13:37

I'm talking about Trump. So I'm talking about like our future idiot.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

Like you know what he got elected because he's trying to build a space army? Is that what you're saying? Ah, this is fun. Okay, go on, tell us all about it.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

I don't know how necessarily true this is, but I swear I've seen it somewhere. I'm gonna have to look it up. This could be a conspiracy party uh topic, but I'm pretty sure he was like investing in people like fighting uh whatever, oh like whatever was gonna happen in space, like making a space army to, you know, I don't know, if aliens came, that'd be like, excuse me, sir, but this is our spot.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Okay, okay, here's the information. During both his first and current presidency, Donald Trump has strongly pushed for a military presence in space.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

Many people casually call a space army. The Space Force was officially created in 2019 during his first term uh as the sixth branch of the US military. Its job is to protect US satellites, communications, GPS systems, missile warning systems, and other military assets in space. How does one do that? Like, are there are there floating space stations with like army people on them? So their plans include military satellites, space surveillance, missile tracking, secure military communications, possibly weapon systems in orbit in the future. Oh, that's scary. Space uh Trump himself has publicly referred to the space force as my baby.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

Right? I told you. Oh, yeah, no, I believed you. Oh, I did. I wasn't sure because it was sorry, it seemed a little bit outrageous.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

It is outrageous that he's doing this. Well, are there aliens?

SPEAKER_01 15:31

I'm like, it's totally outrageous, or is there something we don't know about?

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Because are there army people in space? It says there are currently no active soldiers permanently stationed in space, like in science fiction movies.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Like that person in the war where no one told him and he was still like, you know, in the bush, like waiting for this war to happen.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

And Japanese guy, and he's there 30 years. Yeah, I've heard about that. Yeah, they gave him like a badge of honor or something when he got back. They were like, Well done. You've you've done a really good job. You've very committed. Yeah, you can relax. That's pretty good. You've done a good job. Yeah, okay. Well, yeah, that's a thing that happened. Things we don't understand. Things we don't understand. It's it's a double tapping situation. Things we don't understand. Okay. Uh I fuck this. Hang on. Hang on.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

Interpret.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Are we the problem?

SPEAKER_03 16:37

Are we the problem? Are we the problem?

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Oh my god, all I can hear is your are we the problem? And you in the background going, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

I haven't given them proper names. I've just, whatever Suno called them, is so one of them's called Last Man Standing. I don't know what that is.

unknown 17:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

Okay, are we the problem? Okay. What is the deal with dads giving such a shit about lights being left on?

SPEAKER_01 17:17

Ugh.

SPEAKER_02 17:19

Did you experience this?

SPEAKER_01 17:21

When I was a kid, yeah. It was a huge deal. Why? Uh I believe my reasoning would be because back then, electricity, like people were like aware of money and pricing and how much electricity costs, and now it's cheaper, so people don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Do you know what? Okay, here's a theory. I reckon you're right, it was more expensive back then, but now we've got LEDs, it's not as expensive. But people are just used to carrying on about it because that's how they were raised.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Yeah, I do believe that too. I think it was real deep to their heads.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Like it was never worth like making your child's central nervous system feel like they were under threat because they turned a light on. Like you shouldn't be afraid to be in your own house, like, oh, I've left a light on, you know?

SPEAKER_01 18:12

I leave every light on. I leave lights on when I don't even go in the room. I walk past a room and I'm like, I'm just gonna turn that on and then like walk past it, and then like I walk past it again. I'm like, why's the fucking light on? And then like turn it off again and then do the same thing again. Because I'm like, hmm, I don't know if it's because it's dark and I'm just it makes me feel better when I can see that like it's lit up and there's no one hiding behind something.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Mate, I leave I dry, I put my dryer on like all the time. Like I just I just I I don't always hang washing out, I just go, I will pay not to have to do that.

SPEAKER_01 18:48

Yeah, but see the dryer thing is that gives me that feeling of electricity if you use the dryer because of how much electricity it uses.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Yeah, my electricity bill is fifteen hundred dollars a quarter.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Whoa. See, yes, you're the problem.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Yeah, but to be fair, I plug an electric car in at home every night.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Oh, yeah, to make up for like an hour's worth of like driving.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 19:20

I used to take some electricity to charge the battery of the car.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

I don't know, I don't think it cost me that much.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

That's probably why your electricity bill's so high.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

Yeah, probably. I don't think it's the driver, I think it's my car.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Yes. It's probably the car that you bought to save money on electricity.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

No, it's not to save money on electricity.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

It's fuel.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it does. Yeah, love it. Love it. Oh, we've stumbled off the path. Anyway, my point is like, yeah, was this every single person's dad? I just don't think it's just better.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

What is the famous line that you remember as a child if you leave the door open that I've I feel like I've used it as well?

SPEAKER_02 20:00

Were you raised in a barn?

SPEAKER_01 20:02

Oh, I was raised in a tent, apparently.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

Were you raised in a tent? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Were you a big why not?

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Yeah, my stepdad used to say, if I was standing in front of the TV, like if you were like standing in the lounge room with me.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

You made a glass.

SPEAKER_02 20:18

Uh yeah, was your mother made a glass?

SPEAKER_01 20:20

I'd get confused. I'd stand there and be like, Why are you asking me that? I'm like, no, like that's weird. What does it mean? What do you do? And then they'd yell at me and be like, get out of the TV, get out of the front of the TV. I'd be like, oh, that wasn't funny. You could have just said move.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Oh my God. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

Well, every episode.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

What? What? I'm tired.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

I know, but listening to it, listening to it in the daytime, it's like it's bizarre because I'm like, now I feel tired.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

Why is it so tired?

SPEAKER_03 21:14

Tell me my thing.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Got it. Got it. Got it. I got it. I got it.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

I don't think you did.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

I did. I did. I was just making sure. Anyway. Am I the asshole for hiring professional cleaners to prove my mum was a spite cleaner? Okay, so this is from a few years ago, but it's come up in arguments lately, so I figured I'd get some outside opinions. My mum is what you might call a spite cleaner. She uses cleaning as a tool to control and nag and whine and whatnot. My children and I bore the brunt of it. Sorry, my siblings and I bore the brunt of it. Often she delegated cleanings to a Saturday or Sunday, which we called Hellday. And she would usually go out to buy food for the week or do errands and leave us to it. And it seems no matter how much cleaning we did, she was never happy with the result. And the day would end with all of us arguing and upset. Sometimes we would barely do any cleaning since the end result was the same. Her complaining. Venting to each other outside the house one day, my siblings and I decided to prove she was just complaining for the sake of complaining. We set up a GoFundMe to raise funds to pay a local house cleaning company, opposing it as something along the lines of help us get a professional house cleaning to surprise our mum. And we were able to raise a few hundred dollars mostly from family and friends who knew our situation, which covered the cost and a nice big tip for the cleaners from what was left. So for one cleaning weekend when our mum uh had shopping, plus getting the car locked out, we scheduled a local cleaners to arrive. They were two very nice women who proceeded to clean the house till it was sparkling. We chatted a bit with them while they were working. One of the ladies had almost 20 years' experience cleaning homes, the other eight. And with their consent, we filmed some clips of them cleaning, saying it was to surprise our mum. So mom gets home with our uncle who was coming to dinner. And she's barely in the door. She's already started complaining about our usual subpar cleaning that either I, my brother, I or my brother didn't clean the surfaces well enough, or that my sister didn't sweep one spot. These were repetitive complaints she often said. Long story short, we show her the footage, her face gets red, and she proceeds to scream at us for embarrassing her in front of her brother. How dare we hire cleaners and have a stranger in the house? Blah, blah. We argue back that this proves she weaponizes cleaning. It's been a few years since then, after the big blow up, she just did most of the cleaning herself. She never admitted to weaponizing us, weaponizing it, and it came up recently as her us tricking her. And I don't think we did anything wrong. Am I the asshole?

SPEAKER_01 23:56

No, I don't believe so. I think it's a wild asshole for getting a GoFundMe, because you know, GoFundMe is they're now like, you know, that's there's better things that we can go find me. But um, no, to prove to prove someone wrong, I would go the extent.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

Yeah, that'll learn her.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

I can see, like, I don't know, my auntie, she's a Nazi cleaner, and I would be nervous for the cleaners because I she is just yeah, she will see any spot, any area that hasn't been done. I yeah, I used to get so nervous whenever I was in the house, and if I if my room wasn't like clean or if I left a carpet, I'm the messiest person, so I stressed her the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

Um yeah, I yeah, I think what are you gonna do with with a bully? You got a bully on your hands.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Well, I think so. Hey, it's of course, like it's unnecessary.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yeah, I think so. And I think they probably had tried to communicate and she wasn't listening. So yeah, what do you've done all the healthy things? I have to do some unhealthy things.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Maybe wait until the brother's not there if that's how she is, because they obviously know what she's like, so they could have maybe waited the embarrassment, but then again, to prove a point, I don't know. But the brother was probably like, I'm staying out of this, I know what she's like, and you guys have like, you know, it's another option, I suppose, would be to know deep down that you have done a good enough job and just to ignore her, just being like, like you would only feel bad if you really knew that you she was right and you'd done a shit job.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

But if she just comes home and she's like, Oh blah, blah, blah, you haven't done this, or you know, you'll be like, Well, I did, but if it's not good enough, then I don't know what else to do because I did do it. Walk off to your room, ignore it, do whatever else other thing you were doing. Um, but I I mean I suppose that doesn't really yeah, stop her from doing it next time, does it? Yeah, she probably needed a punch in the face, you know. That's already give it away.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Whoa, that just got aggressive.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

No, like, you know, like you punch a bully, like you know, she probably needed something like what they've done, you know, like embarrassment. I'm fine with it. I'm completely fine with this. Fuck her. Stop being a bully.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Yeah, cleaning, like cleaning is already like it's you don't need to waste there's too much, not enough time, sorry, in the world to be wasting cleaning the same thing all the time over and over again.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

Oh my god, some people like I suppose it's controlling what they can't control. Um, but I personally I don't like it. I can't do it. Um I've got I'm gonna play this sound now.

SPEAKER_03 26:54

Things we don't understand. Things we don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

I don't think it's any of them. Where's my autism sound? I wanted to play Am I Doing an Autism? Ready? No sound because I don't know where my sound is. Okay. Am I doing an autism? If I if someone says we need to talk, and then they don't tell me what it's about, and I just mentally just attend my own funeral.

unknown 27:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Yeah. Is that an autism or do other people do this?

SPEAKER_01 27:29

Well, I don't know, because I do it all the time. I hate it, because then I'm like, I'll either like obviously think of every worst case scenario possible, and then I'll over excite myself and be like, oh, it could be this, it could be that. And then like it just it'd be easier if they could just let me know because my brain is going crazy thinking of everything that it could possibly be.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Yeah, it's actually so rude, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 27:55

Not to tell unless there's a surprise, like because I don't mind a surprise that I'm not sure about, but I know it's gonna be something exciting.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

But if they're like we need to talk to say we need to talk, I have a surprise for you. Give them the topic, they gotta give them the topic.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Uh yeah, the I need to talk part is the part that throws me.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

You could say we need to talk. It was about that acquisition and merger deal that went south on Friday, and we're gonna have to have a sit-down meeting about it. Like, even if it's an uncomfortable thing, tell me what it's about so I can start getting my case together for why I fucked up so bad or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 28:32

It's gonna be bad regardless. If you if someone's saying to you, like, there's no way I can say to you, hey Jasmine, we we need to talk about dinner tonight.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Like it just no, I'd be like, I don't want to decide what's for dinner, you decide, I'll cook it. I don't want to do I don't want to think about dinner. I get really talking about dinner, I don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_01 28:53

I could start like that. It's the worst question in the world for me. What are we having for dinner? It makes me instantly angry and depressed.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Every single day we have to do shit. Every day, I don't fucking care. I don't care what's for dinner.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

But then when someone says, What about this? I don't feel like that. What about this? I don't feel like that. What about this? Even if you write a list, I'm like, Yeah, I don't feel like any of that either.

SPEAKER_02 29:21

Um, isn't there a hack where they can say to their girlfriend, guess where I'm taking you for dinner? And then the first place they say is, Yes, how did you guess that? Oh my god, because they're just gonna guess their favorite place, you know?

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Yeah, it's it's kind of good because I always go looking restaurant or something.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

Well, now that's shutting down, but like I'll say Oh, like a $200 seafood spread. No, that's not gonna work then. Guess what takeout we're getting for dinner? Guess what I guess what takeout I'm getting us? And then you say subway, and then you're like, Subway. How did you know?

SPEAKER_01 29:58

No, I say lagoon, and then they're like, Can you just be realistic?

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Um, I think, yeah, that's that's good. No, you work. I'm fine with that. Um, yeah, I just does everybody do it though, or is it an autistic thing?

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Like I think everyone does it.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

I'd assume everyone does it because no one would on autism, it's just inconsiderate for other people that do that. I actually had a boss that did it once on a Friday to me. We need to talk on Monday. Wreck my weekend! Wreck my weekend! And it went literally on Monday, it was like nothing. It was like, oh, I need that file. Would you mind bringing this file over?

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Yeah, I've had those ones where it was supposed to have like a evaluation or a performance review that never happened. So it was happening that week, and then it never happened. And that whole week I was prepared for this amazing review, and it just and then when I finally asked about it, they're like, Oh yeah, no, you're right, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

You should evaluate their performance zero.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

I don't losing your job, waste my time.

SPEAKER_02 31:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, great. How's your squash going? Did you win?

SPEAKER_01 31:08

We won.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

When's the finals?

SPEAKER_01 31:12

Uh, next Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

All right. Well, after next week's podcast, people will be able to say that they've listened to the podcast of a squash champion. Not everyone can say that. Not everyone wants to say that. But they that's they're gonna be able to say that about themselves. So if you don't want to have listened to the podcast from a squash champion, do not listen to next week's episode.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

Oh, come on, squash people, show us your rackets. Yeah, put your rackets together. Come on, let's go.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Do you wear the goggles?

SPEAKER_01 31:50

No, I'm not that high up there yet.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Can't you get hurt?

SPEAKER_01 31:56

I don't hit the ball hard enough yet. They look like such a nerd. Josh got them and I bagged him out so bad. He got hit in the eye though, so he was very quick to buy glasses after that.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

I would have thought it'd be like a compulsory thing.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

No, it probably should be. Like he thought he literally lost his eye.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Oh, I heard even like pickleball was starting to wear them.

SPEAKER_01 32:19

Pickleball?

SPEAKER_02 32:21

Yeah, pickleball people are starting to wear them. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Let us see what this pickleball's about. Everyone is doing pickleball, and I just need to know.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Oh, yeah. Oh, anyway, we'll talk about that off air. All right, well, see you next week.

SPEAKER_01 32:34

Bye.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

Bye.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

Broadway's calling, and he's raising the bar.